You call them birds and I call them vermin. This is about the night I went on the offense against grackles.
When you're from West Texas, you have very different ideas about exotic animals and when to call the police.
Growing up, I used to hate being called a young lady. But that was a long, long time ago.
You know how not to die? Just start hopping every day. I swear, I heard it somewhere.
Oh, sure. I knew age messed with metabolisms, waistlines, and skin tone. But did have to wipe my fingers clean?
When autumn comes to Texas, it may only last a day. Get over it.